I'm not saying that I have a bit of a man-crush on JGL ... but I'm pretty much saying that I have a bit of a man-crush on JGL. So the fact that I didn't like "Don Jon," his debut as a writer-director, is kind of awkward. I don't want to stop getting invites to the monthly JGL Fan Club screenings of "Premium Rush," but his new movie is a clumsy mess, a first attempt at writing and directing that really plays like a first attempt at writing and directing.